Straight Outta Frogtown

Becky Lourey for Governor of Minnesota

Becky Lourey rocks hard.

www.beckylourey.org

on MPR now: listen to audio of Becky Lourey on MPR's Midday here

a new age

July 18, 2006

ASTRONAUTS SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETE SUDOKU PUZZLES

Congress Questions Limited Ambition of Discovery's Mission

Moments after the space shuttle Discovery landed yesterday, shuttle astronauts pronounced their mission a success, including the completion of several books of Sudoku puzzles while on board. In a press briefing after their return to Earth, the Discovery crew said that a key part of their mission was to determine the effect of zero gravity on humans who were attempting to do Sudoku puzzles. "On Earth, it usually takes me around fifteen to thirty minutes to complete a Sudoku puzzle," said astronaut Steve Frick. "The good news is I was able to do it in about the same amount of time, except for when the pencil floated out of my hand."

In addition to the Sudoku experiment, the shuttle astronauts said that they logged "many hours" playing Xbox while on board the Discovery.

This truly is a golden age for mankind.

new product rollout

"RAPEX™ is a new product that was developed to empower women to defend themselves against rapists. RAPEX™ is a device used by women to prevent rape and to identify the rapist. The RAPEX™ prototype was launched on 31 August 2005, at Kleinmond, Cape Province, South Africa."

http://www.rapestop.net/

"It will most likely be on the shelves in the second half of 2006."

Season Premiere!

Have you been bumming because all your favorite shows are packing it up for the summer already?  Well, put down the Prozac and pick up your miniature American flag and get ready to tune in tonight for the premiere of what will not only undoubtedly be the runaway hit of the summer, but a classic for years to come; RACIST NATION!

If you haven't seen it, it's new to you!

And mommies and daddies, after the show, stick around for the Adults-Only special; SCREWING OLDIES.

With "surprise" special events like fag-bashing, history revising, general bar lowering, plus the fabulous July 4th picnic, it's bound to be a summer to remember.  Tune in tonight!

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Thank You, Stephen Colbert.

(torrent here)

May Day

Bill Gets Paid.

I sucked up my social everything anxiety disorder and updated my credit card info with typepad today.  I can't pretend this thing doesn't exist when it shows up in my own google searches.  Oy.

Holy Cow!

Wait, that was Harry Caray, which is different from...  Well, anyway, this one is for real.

Porn star Mary Carey to Dine with President Bush    (link may contain pr0n)

Porn star and former gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey will be joining her boss, Kick Ass Pictures president Mark Kulkis, in attending a dinner with President Bush in Washington, D.C. on June 14.

Kulkis was invited to attend the event by the National Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC), which is organizing the event. Over a two-day course of NRCC events preceding the dinner, Carey and Kulkis will be attending a meeting with presidential advisor Karl Rove, giving their recommendations on important national issues.
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“I’m especially looking forward to meeting Karl Rove,” Carey added. “Smart men like him are so sexy. I know that he’s against gay marriage, but I think I can convince him that a little girl-on-girl action now and then isn’t so bad!

Kulkis serves as an Honorary Chairman on the NRCC’s  Business Advisory Council, a group of business people who advocate a progressive, pro-business agenda. His company  produces hardcore adult videos with a guarantee of “No Fake Boobs & No Condoms.” Carey ran for Governor in the 2003 California Recall Election, while Kulkis served as her campaign manager.

Hot.  Family values are awesome!

All Hail the Emperor!

courtesy of wikipedia.

Another C-SPAN Morning

It's been another C-SPAN kind of morning here at the group home...  watching Gonzales get alternately slammed and then ass-kissed most of the morning, then watching Mark Dayton speaking ineffectively about stuff and junk (who knows), then watching Barbara Boxer bagging on the Ohio vote, now watching Trent Lott and the Electoral College.

It's all just so much fun.

I haven't had to spoon any poop out of any buttcracks yet, but the day is still young.